STEAL HIS LOOK:
REMOVING ALL YOUR SKIN: $0
ONE PASS TO SKELETON HELL: $REMOVING ALL YOUR SKIN
Russia reminds you to accept help sometimes. Our pride may get in the way, but letting someone give us a helping hand is a true sign of humility and friendship. You don’t have to do everything on your own or suffer in silence to appear tough!
when your computer insists that it has urgent updates
went in strong, came out crying over a CGI tree voiced by vin diesel
- free baked goods
- honest opinions
- i laugh at everything
- you’re always the attractive friend
- i never sleep so i’m always up to talk
- i don’t judge
- mental instability
- everything i say is annoying
- i repeat myself a lot
- i’m an anxious piece of trash
- i sing a lot
- i say so many self depreciating things it’s pathetic
- mood swings
- i hardly go out
Say it with me
Forcing someone’s clothes off without their consent is sexual assault.
Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada…..
No no, you don’t understand, moose really do get that big. Take it from a Canadian. I’ve seen that bullshit in person. Scary as all heck.
I live in Alaska and this exists. Trust me. It exists.
what the FUCK
Now we know why Sam Winchester is so tall
Once in elementry school we went into a lockdown because a moose ran onto the playground. The same thing happened with a bear in the next town over