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Welcome to where time stands still.
No one leaves... and no one ever will.

spatula-vantas:

STEAL HIS LOOK:

REMOVING ALL YOUR SKIN: $0
ONE PASS TO SKELETON HELL: $REMOVING ALL YOUR SKIN

Happy Hetalia Reminder for September 30th

happyhetaliareminders:

Russia reminds you to accept help sometimes. Our pride may get in the way, but letting someone give us a helping hand is a true sign of humility and friendship. You don’t have to do everything on your own or suffer in silence to appear tough!

hesitence:

when is it my turn to be in a cute relationship

(Source: psycologics)

(Source: petercapaldy)

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the Day is: Ariana Grande’s missile boobs

(source)

(Source: deansams)

elsasexual:

when your computer insists that it has urgent updates

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simonjpg:

went in strong, came out crying over a CGI tree voiced by vin diesel 

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

pros and cons of being friends with me

punkukulele:

pros

  • puns
  • free baked goods
  • honest opinions
  • i laugh at everything
  • you’re always the attractive friend
  • i never sleep so i’m always up to talk
  • i don’t judge

cons

  • puns
  • mental instability
  • everything i say is annoying
  • i repeat myself a lot
  • i’m an anxious piece of trash
  • i sing a lot
  • i say so many self depreciating things it’s pathetic
  • mood swings
  • i hardly go out

(Source: ghostukulele)

shady-brain-farm:

Say it with me

Forcing someone’s clothes off without their consent is sexual assault.

(Source: hiddlstn)

waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop crying


datshinyphanpy:

pie-homestuck-and-llamas:

mindfulwrath:

akfangirlindisguise:

thefreckledavantgardegoober:

mysticmisfit89:

Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada…..

No no, you don’t understand, moose really do get that big. Take it from a Canadian. I’ve seen that bullshit in person. Scary as all heck.

I live in Alaska and this exists. Trust me. It exists.

what the FUCK

Now we know why Sam Winchester is so tall

Once in elementry school we went into a lockdown because a moose ran onto the playground. The same thing happened with a bear in the next town over

(Source: outdooroddities.com)

catsbeaversandducks:

“… he will be our friend for always and always and always.” - Rudyard Kipling

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